Driver’s Ed. Demon #1 is taking it right now. Did you pass your driver’s test the first time you took it?
I have never had my drivers license
You are sitting outside on your deck in your comfy lawn chair, feet are up and the temp outside is perfect. There are no bugs to bite you and ruin the night… it’s peaceful and all you can hear is the birds singing and an occasional cricket. Whats in your hand?
a glass of sweet iced tea
How many graduation parties and weddings do you have to attend this summer? Ok.. how many are you invited to?
two so far
There is no other choice in the matter – you must transform into a different race, but the catch is that you get to pick which race. What will you now be?
what does race matter anyway we are who we are
Someone once said that the grass isn’t greener on the other side… are you jealous of your neighbor’s lawn?
no but I am jealous of my moms she does such a great job on it.
Bud is walking along a beach barefooted and steps on a piece of glass buried deep in the sand. His foot is bleeding… does he cry, swear or stomp around on his other foot?
he probably put it there and forgot it so he will swears of course
if you plan on me fishing I will otherwise I will just sit and ponder while you fish
From a Facebook friend: When asked what would you bring with you to a deserted island, why doesn’t anyone answer “a boat”?
I don’t know too logical I reckon
Hamburger buns – sesame seeds or not?
either way is great
From Demon #1: Whats your favorite flavor of water?
Eclipse is coming out this month… are you going to see it?